di-johnlock:

It’s not over, don’t forget

36 minutes ago19,879 notes

#pinkfoods

57 minutes agotags

crapaccino:

suctioning:

*people who tag queue posts with some play on words*

Me: chill

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4 hours ago4,118 notes
Anonymous: I feel like the only non fucked up place of white people is Australia. Correct me if I'm wrong though I don't know much about Australia

whitegirlsaintshit:

SO WRONG VERY WRONG EXTREMELY WRONG LMAO WHAT THE HELL

15 hours ago1,144 notes

i will go as a skeleton to halloween and get my flesh and other organs dry cleaned. convenience

15 hours ago1 notetags

querient:

*pretends to be mentally stable*

15 hours ago1,968 notes
16 hours ago12,676 notes

YOU’RE THE BEST, AROUND

16 hours ago3 notes

THESE THING ARE COMPLETE ! I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF

20 hours ago

bestservedcold89 replied to your post “brb tries to exercise ”

gl friend! I am the worst at exercising this is a fact.

I didn’t end up doing it [tap dances away]

21 hours agotags

into-the-weeds:

Don’t give me super-soliders with super-senses if you’re not going to give them super-sensory-overload.

Do you know what having that much hearing does to someone???

21 hours ago249 notes
21 hours ago19,004 notestags

Why am I having an adverse sensory experience with this dinner I have had it before with no qualms. [drinks 10 water]

21 hours ago

witchcraftings:

I feel so bad whenever someone asks “do witches have to _______?”

All witches have to do in order to be witches is to practice witchcraft. What exactly that entails, includes, or excludes depends on the witch. That is all.

21 hours ago253 notes

Uneven fringe club

23 hours ago1 note
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